I used to be so damn funny

Fone Phun
Finally a few helpful hints for when you are listening on the phone.
 1.  If you find yourself not paying attention and the person you are talking with catches you, just say you were going through a tunnel.
2.  End each sentance with either "niner" or "over."  And start each sentance with "banana."
3.  Answer the phone scream "Caaaaptaaaaaiiiiin Caaaaaaveeeeemaaaaan!" and then hang up.
4.  Call someone and then ask them "So where are you at?"  (This doesn't work as well if you are calling their cell phone)
5.  If someone you don't want to talk to calls you just tell them that your phone doesn't work.
6.  Call someone and when they pick up just keep dialing numbers.  Once the people catch on tell them to hold on because you are doing your taxes and ask if they know where the "+" sign is.
7.  Get a friend and ask them to make prank phone calls with you.  Then call someone and once they answer pull down your pants and moon the phone...then hang up and start laughing...then no matter what your friend says say "You're just mad because you didn't think of it."
8. Answer the phone and say "How many times do I have to tell you that I won't accept a collect call from Georgie Porgie." Then hang up.
9.  Start dialing random numbers and try selling things that you don't use and are just lieing around the house.
10.  For you answering machine message leave a busy signal.
11.  Call someone and ask them if their phone smells like feet.
12.  Next time someone calls and asks you to switch long distance plans tell them you already have a set of encylopedias.
13.  Call the operator and ask if they have done any surgeries today...then laugh uncontrollably
14.  Carry your cordless phone around with you and insist on telling people that it is your mobile phone.
15.  Call a random number and order 6 tacos and 5 corndogs, with a side of meatballs, then say there is an extra fiver if you get it here in 15 minutes.
16.  Phones just aren't really all that fun.