i have writers block!

So waaaaaaaaaay back when I got my first computer and I was at my old 24k speed modem I had a webpage called...www.users.uswest.net/~bige52...Today I decided to go back and read some of the things I wrote.  The very first thing I ever made was a wacky page with a bright red background and green font that was just a scanned picture of Joel Pryzbilla, and me talking about how I wanted the same basketball shoes.  But then I also had this list of things which I called "Number 1s"  because Letterman had a top 10 but mine were all number one.  Here is the first one I wrote and I think it's pretty damn funny for a 17 year old!

Things to do in/on the airport/airplane

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1. Ask the guy next to you if he could hold on to your bowling ball candle while he is on the plane.
2. Try starting the wave.
3.  While waiting for the plane keep winking at the pay phone, and say "I see ya baby."
4. If you are asked what seat number you have say "the nosebleed section"  then laugh three and a half times.
5. Get on the plane last, and when you walk down the row give everyone high fives.
6. Try to get everyone line dancing.
7. Stand up on the plane and ask if anyone has seen your pet snake.  Then say that he's probably chasing your pet rat.
8. When they ask you if you want something to drink say "No thanks. I'm a vegetarian."
9. Sit in the isle and say to the person near the window "Hey it's a little stuffy in here, do you think you could open the window for a little bit?"  Then no matter what they say respond with 'Hey, no need to get snippy about it."
10.  Always wear a snorkel when you're on the plane.
11.  Ask the flight attendant for a doggy bag for your barf bag.
12.  As soon as you get on the plane start grabbing all the pillows you can find, and try to make a fort
13.  Keep calling the flight attendant "waitress" and the person next to you "Joe".
14.  Every 7 minutes scream out DA DA DA DA DADA CHARGE!!!!
15.   Say to the guy next to you "Man, this is the strangest train I've ever been on!"
16.  If there is a woman next to you say "I sure hope the movie is a porno"...and start singing some kind of porno music.
17.  When you get on the plane sign as loud as you can "I believe I can fly, I believe the can touch the sky..."
18.  Keep insisting that you smell jet fuel.
19.  Keep repeating out loud "The planes in Spain fall mainly while it rains."