As Requested: Manscaping

I recently implored you, the public, to suggest idea(r)s for new blog posts.  I need to think of a clever title for this blog on request...then I need to think of a not so clever title I will actually use.  You give me a topic and I'll write about it, that way we both feel like we did something today with our lonely little pathetic lives.

So today's request comes from my buddy Rex who wants me to write about manscaping.  Lucky for Rex I'm kind of a know it all so I'd be happy to write extensively on the subject.

     For those of you not in the know "manscaping" is the clever word pun that basically refers to a man's grooming, but doesn't just have to be done by Mexicans (racism is the best!).  It mostly is used in reference to shaving one's special, bad touch areas but can also encompass grooming of any hair.  I for one am all for Manscaping..  Listen fellas, nobody wants to get with a one eyebrowed, disheveled wilder-beast.  I really don't need to see any canopies walking around the beach either.  Trim that tumble weed...it's really quite freeing.   I'm not saying you shave it smooth... nobody wants a school zone down there.  Things need to be done in moderation.  Besides that really itches.
     If you're worried that it's not "manly" to shave Kool and the Gang then I really have only one piece of advice for you...stop being a wuss.  There is nothing less manly then worrying so much about what makes you manly or not.  I've seen some dudes in a dress that are twice as manly as me...scary as hell though.  Besides it's not really all that difficult to trim a little...takes about five seconds once a week.  If you need to feel like a man, go break something and put it back together incorrectly, or just drive around and not ask for directions...Only you can prevent forest fires!