So I found a new past time. Lately I've just been going out and driving in rush hour. It really quenches that human interaction I crave. There's a lot of fun to be had during rush hour. You drive 85 mph down the free way and then suddenly slam on your brakes and then sit in the worlds longets parking lot for a few hours. I work from home so I haven't been able to do the thing I love for quite some time. Yesterday me and the lady next to me got in a waving match. It was good. At first she was winning but then I busted out the sly head nod as I held up two fingers and we both knew the game was over. I also got in a honking match with the man behind me. I guess he thought my trailblazer was equipped with the monster truck button and that I could just drive over everyone in front of me. What he didn't know was that I opted for the moon roof instead. Anyway he kept honking and it occured to me that he might be on to something. I might not be able to go anywhere and neither can the 57 thousand cares in front of me, but if I pass on the honk, and the man in front passes on my honk, eventually it will get to the jackass that's holding up the line! At least my airconditioning isn't fixed yet so I got to sweat out a lot of toxins I probably ate from non organic meat. Also I got to keep my windows down and when I pulled up to a car filled with cholos and had a rattling trunk, I turned up my music as loud as i could and we had a moment where we shared rap music. Unfortunately next in my playlist was Frank Sinatra's "Boys night out." So I looked at the guy and was all, "Old Blue Eyes BOYeeeeeeee!"
gosh it was fun...i hope I do it again today.
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