So I've started my new mystery job...and I've decided I'm not going to tell you what it is...it's like a magic trick, wanting to know is the good part and once you know it's nothing...Oh the mystery is killing you right now isn't it!
Anyway my new job involves me going around to a lot of places. The second place I worked was the airport and I am never going to work at the airport again. First off I carpooled with a lady who got lost on the way there because she KNEW a short cut so I spent a good hour longer in her car listening to her yammer about whatever it is that morons yammer about. Then I spent an hour again not being paid waiting for the security people to give me a sticker saying i"m not a terrorist. The work was fine as long and I'm still learning but it's easy work and the day flew bye. After that i was told that the lady I carpooled with wasn't ready to leave yet so I had to catch a ride home with some other stranger....First we had to find some Lady's purse in some other ladies car. Of course that lady couldn't remember what the car looked like so we walked around until she found it. She also happens to be the worlds slowest walker and apparently she wasn't in any hurry to leave the damn parking garage. Did I mention it happens to be 100 degrees outside and muggy? Well have now. So after finding little miss Sunshine's purse the lady who is going to drive us remembers that she doesn't know where she parked...she doesn't know what floor or anything. She just tells me, it's a green van and I parked on the left side. I ask her if she means the left side when walking east or the left side when walking west...she responds, "I don't know." So I walk around for a half and hour looking for a green van. Of course I find at least 10 green vans but we've all split up to find the van with no way of telling each other we found it. By this time I'm hot sweaty and thinking that these have to be the dumbest people I've ever met in my entire life. Finally I just give up and wait by the exit when the lady walks by saying she hasn't found her car yet but she'll pick me up if she does...I wait another half an hour and eventually everyone finds me and waits with me and finally the lady pulls up in her BLUE van. She then tells me that she just moved here last June and doesn't know how to get back to where we parked our cars...so I drive her van....smartest decision she ever made.
Anyway I'm a little grumpy today so I"m just going to keep complaining. I was moved to a new group for my new job. They've been looking for someone new that wasn't retarded and I fit the bill. So now I'm going to be driving around to gas stations across central Texas. The nice thing is that I make more money and I have a set schedule. The bad thing is that I now have to get up at 3 or 4 in the morning and then sometimes work at night as well.
But let me tell you about my day...I got up early went to work and then went to the dentist. You see I chipped a tooth and apparently it costs 1100 dollars to have it fixed...so I did that. I was not happy about it. What I don't like is that there is no way of knowing whether I needed that much work or not. Last time they just patched it up and one of the patches fell off so I assumed they'd just patch it again...But they wanted to put a crown on it. So now my completely painless tooth with a chip in it, is all fixed and hurts like a BITCH! So I leave the dentist, angry, poor, and the entire side of my face numb and drooling. I'm backing out of my spot when some dumb lady comes flying in her 1995 Honda POS and stops right behind me. I have to slam on my brakes which then causes my cellphone to scoot off it's perch and lands right into my cup of water...Good bye iphone. So then I went and bought a new Iphone...and I find out that I'm going to have to pay 10 dollars more and they charged me 18 dollars for a one time upgrade fee...I was a complete ass to the man behind the counter over that 18 dollars but I don't think he understood a word I said as the side of my face was still numb and slobbery...
Then to really cap off my day I was driving back to my house on the free way stuck behind some dumb ass in the smallest Toyota pickup I've seen. He had a Viva Spurs sticker in his window (which made me mad enough) and he was going 55 mph in the fast lane of the free way.
There, I feel better...
i still hate you.
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