Fun times for fun people...fun

I keep reading in the news that there is an outbreak of swine flu going around. And I really can't think of a more unfortunate title for an epidemic. I mean not only would you have some sort of terrible disease but you would have to tell people you have a case of the "swine flu." You know they went through the names and rejected "pig flu" and "hog flu" finally settling on the dignified "swine flu." I guess the symptoms are like the regular flu accompanied by uncontrollable oinking. (rim shot) I am however doing my part as a humanitarian to fight this disease by eating as much bacon as possible. My logic is simple; if there are no swine, there can be no swine flu.

Another item I saw in the news is that there was the first ever same sex marriage in Iowa. I'm all for same sex marriage and equality. I like that there are people different than me and have no malice towards others...really the nice think about equality is that someday I'd be able to make fun of people without looking like a bigot. That being said in my head they are all equal already so let me start making fun of the first lesbian couple in Iowa.

Here they are...Mrs and Mrs Pacman just after getting married. I dunno. I'm a jerk, and I accept this. But these two ladies are the face of gay marriage in Iowa...and now they are going to celebrate by going to Arby's. You would of thought they would of put a little more effort into getting ready. And while I have conflicting thoughts about their privacy and how they obviously didn't want their picture taken, I would of thought they'd of had a little more pride in this achievement....someone get them a bedazzler.