Today I finally got my garage door fixed. For some strange reason the people who owned the house before I moved in had decided that they were going to seal the garage door and make the garage into one big room complete with a ceiling fan. Today that was rectified and I am finally able to park my garage indoors and away from the harsh elements of the Texas climate (it was like 70 today...and cloudy). That makes me an oddity on the block as everyone in my neighborhood keeps their 30 thousand dollar cars in the driveway and fills their garage with worthless crap.
Today also reminded me of one my favorite Simpson's jokes. Since I rarely leave my home I can relate most stories and circumstances in life from an episode of the Simpsons. Luckily for me they cover a lot of ground. Anyway here is one of my favorite jokes:
Homer: Yeah I just parked the car in the garage.
Moe (sarcastically): GARAGE!! Oooooo LA TEE DA MISTER FRENCH MAN...GARAGE
Homer: What do you call it?
Moe: A car hole...
Also recently I was dog sitting for my brother and sister in law. They are two nice dogs named Chauncey and Baxter. Baxter is huge and a lovable lug...just like me. Chauncey is more like a cat. Baxter looks and moves like a polar bear and he kept me on my toes each day as he likes to take things out of the house and put them in the yard. For instance one day he took all the blankets and pillows and put them in the yard. Then the next day he took all the remotes and video game controllers and put them in the yard. I guess he just likes the yard to have things.
Today also reminded me of one my favorite Simpson's jokes. Since I rarely leave my home I can relate most stories and circumstances in life from an episode of the Simpsons. Luckily for me they cover a lot of ground. Anyway here is one of my favorite jokes:
Homer: Yeah I just parked the car in the garage.
Moe (sarcastically): GARAGE!! Oooooo LA TEE DA MISTER FRENCH MAN...GARAGE
Homer: What do you call it?
Moe: A car hole...
Also recently I was dog sitting for my brother and sister in law. They are two nice dogs named Chauncey and Baxter. Baxter is huge and a lovable lug...just like me. Chauncey is more like a cat. Baxter looks and moves like a polar bear and he kept me on my toes each day as he likes to take things out of the house and put them in the yard. For instance one day he took all the blankets and pillows and put them in the yard. Then the next day he took all the remotes and video game controllers and put them in the yard. I guess he just likes the yard to have things.
This is how Baxter Sleeps
Chauncey the cat/dog
He's like a big fluffy cloud
To the untrained eye it may look like I parked in the living room instead of a garage...but this is how I roll.
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