Today I was sunning and reading in the back yard when I think I caught the neighbor lady spying on me through the cracks. I'm not sure what she was hoping to see as no matter what Rex says I rarely lay nude in my back yard. At first I thought it was the neighbor dog, so I went into the house and grabbed a chicken sausage to feed him. I then walked over to the fence and peeked over and to my surprise there was a lady running into the house instead of a dog waiting eagerly for his tasty treat.
I was in shorts and a t-shirt but I felt objectified. You ladies don't know how easy you have it. It's so hard to be a man now a days. We are bombarded with images of these freaks of nature on magazine covers and on television. Mean while you ladies have positive role models like um...Oprah and I'm pretty sure Big Bird is female. Anyway I want you all to know that I am not just a piece of meat..I'm a brain too...whole package baby.
On a side note everyone I know is getting married. It would be best for me if you all could get married at the same time in the same place so I don't have to make 10 trips to Minnesota this summer. It's just not going to be possible for me to go to all the weddings that are eventually coming up...lucky for me I haven't received any official invites yet... Anyway I'm pretty happy for all the newly engaged...everyone is getting so grown up and I still cereal that has prizes in the box....oh well.
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What kind of cereal still has prizes in the box? I haven't seen that in ages.
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